Quotes from the Movie Step Brothers

I'm not gonna call him Dad! Ever! Even if there's a fire.

Brennan Huff

(to Dale) You're not a doctor. You're a big, fat, curly-headed f***!

Brennan Huff

I'm going to get a job with Enterprise Rent-a-Car, because they have an excellent corporate structure. And they give you all the tools to be your own boss.

Brennan Huff

I remember when i had my first beer.

Brennan Huff

Okay. Here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife.

Dale Doback

(Sarcastically laughs) That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

Dale Doback

(After hearing Brennan sing for the first time) Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus!

Dale Doback

Give us some privacy you vultures, he just died last night!

Dale Doback

(in a deleted scene) If you don't like the good cop, I guarantee you won't like the bad cop (points at Brennan)

Dale Doback

(Wearing KKK robes) Hey you guys are really going to love this neighborhood. Every house here recycles.

Dale Doback

(singing) I'm Derek, and I can sing high like thiiis. And I can sing hiiii-iiiiigh!

Derek: